Sex Deviations in the Animal Kingdom

Sometimes we humans worry about our sexual kinks. If anything makes humans unique, it is thinking about sex. The other 87 million species do not give it much of a thought. They react to it, but they do not think about it. You keep hearing stories about people living together for years and not knowing intimate sexual secrets about their partner. The husband who finds out that his wife of 20 years has had a string of lesbian lovers the entire time. Now there was a marriage with poor communication. Imagine keeping the fact that you are bisexual away from your husband. Most guys would have found some interesting way to work that into their lives. Sort of a ménage a trois on a permanent basis. We need to be more open with our lovers as to our sexual inclinations and kinks. It is part of what defines us as a person. It is like the color of your eyes or your height. You did not set out to be that way, so why be embarrassed about it. Life would be so boring and predictable if every one of us liked the same stuff and did things the same way. If we did, then three quarters of the jobs in the world would disappear simply because most commerce caters to the difference in our preferences.

If you have not revealed all of your sexual wants and needs to your partner, then take a look at the weird behaviors of some animals to realize that your needs are not so weird after all. So here are some weird ways that some species use to get it off. If they can do it, so can you!


Macaque

Men have a secret penchant to see women naked. That is why strip clubs abound in every culture. One parallel in the animal world is the Japanese Macaque who will give gifts of fruit to females if they will show their naked butts to them! They are pretty possessive about it as well. They will attack other macaques who horn in on their action. Talk about having crazy monkey sex!

Honey Bees

Some guys get off by having their manly parts tattooed or pierced. Those of them who are cut usually had that decided by their parents shortly after birth, so it was not a choice. They may be into some genital pain as well. Many guys are shy about this aspect of their sexuality and tend to go to a pro to have their fantasies satisfied. If you think that is drastic, you have not heard anything, and any guy should be happy he is not a drone honey bee. When a drone copulates with the queen, his genitals literally explode and fall off. They then die shortly thereafter. It might be one hell of an orgasm, but they only get one!

Barnacle

A lot of men have considered using the penis pump featured in the back of most gentlemen’s magazines. The idea is that you regularly inflate the cock and it will grow in size, eventually giving the man a larger penis. But guys are worried that women will see it in the back of their closet. Well, consider gentlemen, the barnacle. It inflates its junk up to fifty times the size of its entire body! And the females don’t mind at all!

Sea Hare

A lot of guys dream about being part of an orgy. 3somes, 4somes or more would be an ideal fantasy. But a lot of guys remain silent, because they do not want their partner to know their secret. In other words, they would like an open, non-monogamous relationship. Mating sea hares on the other hand do not have any such inhibitions. They routinely engage in group mating rituals, forming chains so big that they often come back full circle!

Giraffes

Free porn sites are exposing men and women to ideas that they have likely never considered before. Golden showers is one of these. This can pose a problem to talk about. I mean what do you do? Hey honey, can you pee on me please? On your way to the loony bin in a straight jacket later, you wish you had chosen your words better, or better yet, just kept your yap shut. Male giraffes LOVE getting pissed on – it’s how they know if the female is ready for some lovin’! They get their face covered in urine and then mount their woman, alight with desire.


Long story short – talk to your partner and be honest about what you’re interested in. Maybe they’ve been interested in the same thing too, and you can both try it out together. Just remember to always be safe and have fun!


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