Sunday, October 30, 2011

These Shoes Were Made For BDSM

Where will women's foot fashion go next.

Lately, women are squeezing their agonized tootsies into BDSM booties and walking down their community streets looking like something out of some blue movie.

The Femdoms of fashion have determined that BDSM chic has supplanted the former heroin chic thus making fashion slaves look as if they are posing for some Nazi recruiting poster.

In most places, women’s sandals have evolved into something the Boston Strangler would wear if he were into cross-dressing. Even the fashion blogs have trouble describing these bondage booties for BDSM babes.

Bondage and BDSM in general is the anchor for this outlandish style shift. I guess it only follows after the punk chic types of fem fashion you see in the music and recording scene. One blog describes it as: “Like so many other things that were only recently considered too sexually charged to see the light of day, in a few short years the leather harness has infiltrated the realms of what we consider fashionable.”

Gotta love that if you are a warm blooded male!

The tentative beginnings of BDSM fashion a couple of years ago was simple leather clothes and metal accessories.  Currently it has moved to more explicit representation of dominatrix chic apparel. Soon, every self-respecting secretary will feel the need to parade in the office in jack boots, a leather uniform and dual whips. Every boss's wet dream I am sure.

Perhaps there will soon be a whole line of de rigueur white collar workforce product accessories!
New catalogs of products might include: executive tie down desks, captive chairs, whipping posts, employee discipline whips, punishment stocks! What better way to discipline recalcitrant employees! Just think about it! If you start hiring employees with a BDSM bent, then they would consider it a job perk.

I guess my mind has wandered too much as I see this poor wretches hobble along. I cannot help but wonder though. What are you ladies toking?  Boycott this crap! You cannot lose, because you have already lost your dignity! Strike a blow for sensible shoes!

Suffragettes and equal rights demonstrators of past ages are turning over in their graves appalled at this trend.

As this new generation of women dress for work every morning in their leather fashion uniform of the season, they see only the mean bitch of a boss they hope to be some day!

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