Even if you are not an outdoorsy kind of person, if you are dating over the course of a summer, you are likely to find yourself and your date communing with good old mother nature at some point. No matter what your definition of 'communing with nature is' (and that can range from tenting on a backpacking trail and using a Johnson-log to relieve yourself all the way to a 2 story cottage overlooking a lake, complete with Jacuzzi spa, hot-tub on the deck, and a boathouse, you will likely find yourself sharing many romantic interludes with your loved one. All that fresh air and all those sunsets are natural sexual invigorators – getting her in the intimate frame of mind, and reminding him about the natural side of being alive. Plus, there are those full moon nights with lots of bright stars – hopefully while you end up skinny-dipping together. Likely all of these activities will result in 'sex in the wild'. There is however an element of health risk involved, so you should not just do the 'down and dirty' without being prepared. Big city living means that you do not have some of the natural resistance to bacteria that your cave dwelling ancestors did, so you must be more prepared than they were able to be.
Problem: Sex in the Dirt (and Not the Down and Dirty Type Dirt
Outdoor activities expose you to more grime, and with that, more bacteria. Normal outdoor activities like starting a fire, cooking over a campfire, cutting wood, and just the smoke and bug sprays leaves you a much less desirable person to be around from an intimacy point of view. No matter how amorous you might feel, the Hollywood movie version of an idyllic and loving camping trip or nature walk are unlikely to happen unless you take care of basic sanitation necessities. So there are a few recommendations. Wash up thoroughly before bedtime. When roughing it in the bush, take a container of 'wet wipes' with you to help keep yourself sanitary in your nether regions.
Solution: Hit the Showers
There are ways around this pitfall, of course. Most parks have access to shower facilities, but sometimes these are overloaded, or sometimes you may not be close enough to avail ourselves of them. Going during off peak hours – like after midnight – is a way avoid facility overload. If you are around showers, then you can make use of them. Perhaps using them after midnight or very early in the morning would bypass shower queues. Of course if you on a backpack trail, you will need to either bath in a stream, or else mutually sponge bath each other.
Problem: Being Alone
It doesn’t take an acoustics engineer to realize that the millimeter of nylon that comprises your tent wall won’t do much to keep your sex noises private. And since sound travels so well over water, even people on the other side of the lake will be able to hear what you sound like when you’re trying the Inverted Reverse Pile-driver. Even worse, if you’ve gone camping with friends and their kids, there are going to be a lot of questions in the morning about the strange noises they’ve heard.
Solution: The Long, Long, Long, Nature Hike
This is a great strategy, but make sure you are safe while you do it. First, don’t go where there are bears. They can kill the mood and you’re partner. Second, don’t go at night – finding your way back in the dark when you’re brain has been scrambled by some hot sex is too difficult. Third Bring something to lay on so you do not get sand in your Schlitz. You should also let your camping buddies know where you are going in case you do not come back. That way, if you deplete all your bodily fluids during the coitus and can’t make it back, they can send the rangers out to look for you. Just pull up your shorts before they rescue you, for appearances sake.
Good Camping!
Online Dating
Sometimes we humans worry about our sexual kinks. If anything makes humans unique, it is thinking about sex. The other 87 million species do not give it much of a thought. They react to it, but they do not think about it. You keep hearing stories about people living together for years and not knowing intimate sexual secrets about their partner. The husband who finds out that his wife of 20 years has had a string of lesbian lovers the entire time. Now there was a marriage with poor communication. Imagine keeping the fact that you are bisexual away from your husband. Most guys would have found some interesting way to work that into their lives. Sort of a ménage a trois on a permanent basis. We need to be more open with our lovers as to our sexual inclinations and kinks. It is part of what defines us as a person. It is like the color of your eyes or your height. You did not set out to be that way, so why be embarrassed about it. Life would be so boring and predictable if every one of us liked the same stuff and did things the same way. If we did, then three quarters of the jobs in the world would disappear simply because most commerce caters to the difference in our preferences.
If you have not revealed all of your sexual wants and needs to your partner, then take a look at the weird behaviors of some animals to realize that your needs are not so weird after all. So here are some weird ways that some species use to get it off. If they can do it, so can you!
Macaque
Men have a secret penchant to see women naked. That is why strip clubs abound in every culture. One parallel in the animal world is the Japanese Macaque who will give gifts of fruit to females if they will show their naked butts to them! They are pretty possessive about it as well. They will attack other macaques who horn in on their action. Talk about having crazy monkey sex!
Honey Bees
Some guys get off by having their manly parts tattooed or pierced. Those of them who are cut usually had that decided by their parents shortly after birth, so it was not a choice. They may be into some genital pain as well. Many guys are shy about this aspect of their sexuality and tend to go to a pro to have their fantasies satisfied. If you think that is drastic, you have not heard anything, and any guy should be happy he is not a drone honey bee. When a drone copulates with the queen, his genitals literally explode and fall off. They then die shortly thereafter. It might be one hell of an orgasm, but they only get one!
Barnacle
A lot of men have considered using the penis pump featured in the back of most gentlemen’s magazines. The idea is that you regularly inflate the cock and it will grow in size, eventually giving the man a larger penis. But guys are worried that women will see it in the back of their closet. Well, consider gentlemen, the barnacle. It inflates its junk up to fifty times the size of its entire body! And the females don’t mind at all!
Sea Hare
A lot of guys dream about being part of an orgy. 3somes, 4somes or more would be an ideal fantasy. But a lot of guys remain silent, because they do not want their partner to know their secret. In other words, they would like an open, non-monogamous relationship. Mating sea hares on the other hand do not have any such inhibitions. They routinely engage in group mating rituals, forming chains so big that they often come back full circle!
Giraffes
Free porn sites are exposing men and women to ideas that they have likely never considered before. Golden showers is one of these. This can pose a problem to talk about. I mean what do you do? Hey honey, can you pee on me please? On your way to the loony bin in a straight jacket later, you wish you had chosen your words better, or better yet, just kept your yap shut. Male giraffes LOVE getting pissed on – it’s how they know if the female is ready for some lovin’! They get their face covered in urine and then mount their woman, alight with desire.
Long story short – talk to your partner and be honest about what you’re interested in. Maybe they’ve been interested in the same thing too, and you can both try it out together. Just remember to always be safe and have fun!
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The toilet seat is one of the key battle zones of modern society. This lowly appliance accessory should not even intrude into our thought processes, yet somehow it has become one of the key controversies in any relationship. Before the invention of civilization, people used to just squat, or else use fallen trees to sit on. But from the dawn of civilization, the basic design of the out house was perfected and has remained unchanged for centuries. Chamber pots were the other device, and have enjoyed a similar longevity of basic design for about the same time period. Usage of the outhouse was generally restricted to daylight hours. At night, you would use the chamber pot. One good thing about chamber pots was that no thinking person ever left the lid off. Those things reeked! The privy was a mainstay in the backyards of North Americans since before the pilgrims settled in New England. French colonies in Canada and earlier colonies in Virginia both used outhouses. These noble constructions are not to be confused with the more recent twentieth century invention of port-a-potties, which is pretty much a portable flush toilet in drag, and actually carries the same social problems as a flush toilet anyway. I digress.
The core design of an outhouse was essentially the same everywhere. The building was about the size of a modern powder room. Inside was an enclosed bench about thirty six inches high, with a hole perfectly sized to fit your butt. Often well sanded to eliminate splinters. Children usually used to have to use a stool to reach, so one was usually left inside for that purpose.
Placed conveniently beside the seat on the bench was an old copy of a Sears Roebuck catalog (apparently Canadians used the Timothy Eaton's Mail order catalog). It not only supplied reading material, but when you were finished it was the toilet paper of choice for most of North America .
The more affluent families could of course afford to build a more upscale privy, and a couple of variations ensued. Both of these enhancements came down to a variation in design, often referred to as the 'two holer'. For young families growing up, the second hole was cut to child size proportions and had a small step in front of it so kids could climb up to the level of the 'one height suits all' bench top. The other variation would show up in mature families, where the second hole was up-sized a bit and became the woman's side of the privy. The societal norm was for men to use the left hole, and woman the right. Nobody had to be told, and everyone just knew. One of those weird and wacky mysteries of life!
The true elegance of the design was in the height of the bench top which was generally pretty close to thirty six inches tall. Although this required the addition of a two step stool to rest your feet on when sitting, it pretty much eliminated any splatter caused when men used it in the standing position. The high bench was truly a marvelous concept that the females of the household could appreciate!
The forerunner of the modern flush toilet was first invented in the late seventeenth century by Sir John Harrington, and debuted in the royal palace for Queen Elizabeth 1. (this is likely why we have the expression 'going to the john') This initial appliance held sway virtually unchanged for almost 100 years. In the mid eighteen hundreds, a man named Thomas Crapper invented and patented some significant improvements to the basic design of the water closet. This enshrined him to this day with the expression 'going to the crapper'. (Incidentally, there was never anyone named 'Sir John Crapper' which appears to be an Urban Myth caused by muddling the names of these two innovators together.)
The modern flush toilet has been at the center of most of our improved health for the last century or so. But even with its obvious benefits, it is also at the center of the sexual toilet turmoil that rages under the surface of many relationships. The biggest design flaw is the low height. The American standard toilet is thirty inches tall. Because of this poor choice of vertical dimension, they tried to solve the problem by making the bowl bigger around to minimize splatter issues caused by standers. Unfortunately, increasing the size of the bowl made it so big that you could literally fall into the john. Something had to be done!. So to solve this side effect of trying to solve the design adjustment of a bad height dimension, they designed the flip up toilet bowl seat. The idea was to put an outhouse sized hole on top of the bowl that flipped up for standers so that they would not pee all over the seat! Most people thought that this was an excellent solution, and this design persists to the present day.
Unfortunately this series of adjustments to the basic flawed design had the nasty side effect of introducing a major point of controversy in male-female relationships. This issue is unlikely to ever be solved, but has been a source of strain on most relationships for well over a century now. So you can see that all the issues surrounding the modern flush toilet has to do with the initial poor choice of height!
Looking at the issue from the male perspective, they have to actually touch the seat to lift it. Toilet seats are not the most sanitary thing in the world, but the next place that they put their hand is on their privates . (Many women would not believe that men actually think about such sanitation issues, but it does cross their minds from time to time). In any event, men have been conditioned that whatever position that they find the seat in, they have to move it to the appropriate position for the next operation that they need to do next. This of course is either done by sitting or standing. When done, men will usually leave the seat in the last position that they used it. If the next person in is a man, there is a 50/50 chance that the seat will be in the correct position. Men never complain about the seat being in the wrong position. They just accept the fact that a lot of the time it is in the right position, and sometimes it is not. One big difference between men and women is nighttime behavior. When a man gets up to use the toilet in the middle of the night, they turn on the light. It is an absolute necessity. Because they can now see what they are doing, there are never issues involving falling into the toilet.
Women on the other hand always use the seat down. If they are following a man into the bathroom, there is an 80% chance that the seat will be up, and that gets them steaming. Women at night will seldom turn on the bathroom light. They hate to fully wake up because it gets in the way of their beauty sleep. This means that they feel their way to the toilet in pitch dark conditions, and if the seat is left up, there is an inevitable splash and scream! Since guys never lead with their asses, they never have this problem. (Besides, if guys did have a problem like that, they would invent a rear end camera to avoid such trauma)
So we have now covered both the reason for the problem in the first place, and the different perspectives of each sex to this greatest of social problems.
Now you are wondering why it is that nobody is doing anything about fixing the toilets. People have tried several schemes, the most popular attacks being self lowering seats, or self cleaning seats. Unfortunately the market place has voted against all of these solutions, and none have been widely adopted. But of course the real issue is that all of them were just treating they symptom of the problem and not really addressing the source. Most women are sneaky about how they deal with this. They paint the guest powder room shocking pink, and then force the men of the household to use that exclusively.
To my way of thinking, the best answer to the answer is 'When in Rome, do as the Roman's do'. For men, if you are at her place, put the seat down and stop griping about it. If you are a woman at his place, then just take it on the chin. Whether the seat is up or down, just put it in the down position and be done with it. When you finish, walk out and leave the seat down. Guys never complain about what position they find the toilet seat in, they just do their business and leave. If a man starts complaining about toilet seat position, you can rest assured that the woman has already been going on at him about what position he left the seat in last time.
So end your griping!
Relationships should be about love and romance. Relationships should never be about complaints and other petty crap!
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Do you know what a chat line is? They are essentially a way for people to communicate, either by phone, or via video chatting online. All services allow one on one chatting, but several allow for group chatting. There are also global chat services that leverage the power of the Internet. Chat services offer everything from phone sex, relationships, and just a friendly voice. Although phone chat lines have been around for over 20 years, they are starting to become more popular again. It can be a little confusing deciding which service to use, so choose carefully.
Phone Chat
Chat services are incredibly easy. Just pick up your phone, call the number, and chat. The first time in you will have to record a personal verbal profile of yourself, but that is not asked for on subsequent visits.
Why are phone chat lines so popular? Well here are a few reason's:
1)Chat lines are just so low tech. No expensive computer to buy. Simply pick up your phone, dial a number, and start talking. Anyone can do that..
2)You can review other peoples verbal profiles and get a feel for how interesting a person might be before ever wasting your time contacting them. You can also record you own little personal ad.
3)Chat lines are most effective in a local setting, both from a cost and a successful match point of view. As such, most chat services are totally geared to your locality. It is not always easy to find local people, especially if you are new to a city. Chat lines are tailor made for new arrivals. This is one of the main reasons why they are so popular.
4)Phone Chat is just so much more natural a medium to interact with someone on. Especially when they are interesting and you have something in common. It is just so easy to interact that the technology does not get in your way, and at the same time it is just so much easier to hear if someone is lying to you when you discuss things verbally. This fact really helps when it is time to decide whether you want to meet them in person or not.
5)With phone chat lines you don't have to give out your name you can be completely anonymous keeping yourself safe from weirdos and kooks while enjoying yourself and having fun in the process.
6)Many phone chat services also allow you to anonymously text message people that you are becoming more friendly with. This allows you to keep your communications going all day, even if you are not both on the chat line at the same time.
As long as we still use phones to communicate there will always be chat lines available for you to meet someone new and special with, or just to talk and share some humorous anecdotes with – you never have to be lonely again .
Online Chat
Online
chatting has been considered a tremendous success when it comes to
starting a long term friendship or relationship. Everyday more people
are turning to the Internet to find other people like themselves also
looking for that special somebody, someone who shares the same
passions, interests and goals. Some are very much interested in finding
their life partner and chatting is a good way to break the ice and is
seen as a good starting point. Over the years many adults have found
genuine loving relationships that actually lead to happy marriages, most
of these happy endings were started by the simple act of chatting.
There are several advantages to online chat such as:
1)You can be completely anonymous and feel safe knowing that you only give out as much info about yourself as you want.
2)You have the possibility of connecting with just about any person of the opposite sex anywhere in the world.
3)If you're gay or lesbian its nice to know that there are hundreds of
chatting sites you can use to connect to other gays and lesbians seeking
someone to share your life with.
4)You can connect solely with people who have the same interests and passions as yourself.
5)You can also learn about other country’s and cultures by chatting with
people online from other parts of the world. You also have the
opportunity to exchange photo's and even recipes from other country’s,
think of the possibilities, there have been a lot of long term
relationships made by people from other country's who met on an online
chat site.
6)Online chat lines have such a wide appeal for not only singles but
seniors, married couples, adults, christian singles, lesbians, gays the
list goes on. You can use online chat lines to connect to long lost
friends as well as family members you may have lost contact with over
the years, the possibilities are absolutely endless.
7)With online chat you don't necessarily have to be looking or a
relationship with someone, you can use online chat to meet and start
long term friendships with people in your own town or from around the
world.
Online Chat as well as Phone Chat also have their disadvantages, these are a few things to remember when using either one.
1)People can hide their true identity.
2)People can lie about their marital status.
3)People can be dishonest about their age and sex.
4)People can hide their true character.
5)People can hide their true intentions.
6)People can also hide and lie about their criminal background.
7)People online can be a sexual predator so be careful before meeting
Never the less, using reasonable caution, you will find phone chatting a
lot less risky than talking to someone in a bar. So if you have
educated yourself and think you are ready for Online or Phone chat,
then go ahead, enjoy yourself, have fun and be safe. Please find below a
link to a site that lists chat sites. It is a great place to find
superior chat services.
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Whew boy, was I a horny lady! I had divorced from my husband a couple of years before and I had not been with a man. Hell, I had hardly been around a man at all! God help me, one day I found myself eyeing my 250 pound car mechanic speculatively. I was horny enough to understand what a female prison inmate must go through. No wonder they turn to each other for relief so often.
For two years now, I had been trying to divide my time between my young daughter and my job at Marshalls. Hardly a career, but it was at least helping to put food on the table. I had been counting the days until she started to attend school full time. At least now I had a couple of afternoons a week to myself. There was one big gigantic problem though. My free time consisted of two split days in the middle of the week. So there I was with time on my hands and no way to put that time to a useful purpose like getting myself laid. I mean where can you meet guys in the middle of the afternoon for crying out loud. All the men my age at work were married, and the only single males were the boys stocking shelves. My options were few!
I was in this miasma of despair. I was horny, but I did not know what to do about it. I just kept existing from day to day. I had reached the point where I was going through a half dozen batteries a month for my vibrator! It offered some relief, but a vibrator is nothing like having a man make passionate love to you all night. The difference is like having a TV dinner rather than eating out at a 5 star restaurant to my mind. It helps keep you moving through life, but it does nothing for your ego or sense of self esteem. When I started looking at my neighbors St. Bernard speculatively, I knew I had to do something now. I realized that I was no longer going insane, I was insane. I guess that sex deprivation can do that to you. It is the worst possible torture that you could ever inflict on someone.
In an effort to find a man that would be available during my strange off hours, I decided to enlist the aid of the Internet. The Internet would not have been my first choice, but for the love of me I could not think of a single place to meet men during the week days. Coffee clubs are great for meeting women like myself, but you will almost never find a man in attendance. Even though I might be able to meet some retired guys, my objective was to have some mutual satisfying sex. I did not want to risk having their heart stop in the middle of a marathon sexual orgy with me. Church groups, clubs, bars – these were all evening things. There was just no normal place I could meet a man. Ergo Internet!
Anyway, I did some research. I realized that I wanted to be on some form of dating site, but which one? The dating sites advertising on television were all about long term relationships, but I was looking for something more casual. I found plentyoffish talked about a lot, but the name sort of turned me off. Besides, it was another site that seemed to stress long term commitments. I eventually found a site that rated a bunch of dating sites. They were kind of sketchy as to what their criteria was, but since I was in no position to second guess them, I ended up joining a few of the sites that they recommended.
I looked at the lists of sites while I was joining some of them. It was notable which sites where missing from the recommended list. Much to my surprise, I was what was often referred to as a MILF! I will not translate MILF to you because it is kinda gross, but I was told that the men on MILF sites realize that all the women have young children living at home. Needless to say, I joined several of the sites on their MILF page.
I was surprised at the numbers of emails I was bombarded with. What a crazy time I had for the next few weeks. Men offering to take me out on a date on their first contact. It was crazy, and yet I was reveling in it. I found out that Internet dating sites can work really well, but at first they do not. At first you will be swamped by tons of complete crackpots with keyboards. If you are patient though, you can block most of them so that the better healed ones can become more visible to you. Even with all that culling of morons, I was still left with hundreds of decent guys to select from. Because I was looking for something casual at this point in time, I focused on the guys who were interested in companionship, and not necessarily looking for a permanent life partner. I was not looking to settle down yet. I just wanted some action and some variety as well. Vive Le Difference!
That same reference site I talked about earlier also had a ton of articles about the dos and don't s of Internet dating. I learned not to blab any personal information until I was really sure about the party I was talking to. So rather than behave like a she-bitch in heat and rush into the arms of any man paying me attention, I kept my distance for a while. That was at the cost of another bunch of batteries. In any event, I played my cards close to my chest. I eventually hooked up with four guys who had compatible schedules to mine. Two of the men worked in retail and had at least one day off during the week that meshed with me. One was a salesman who could pretty much flex his hours at will, and the other was out of work. Since I was only in it for the sex, I was only concerned if they were clean, healthy, had a good sex drive, and were disease free. I was in no way interested in a long term live in relationship with any of them. I just wanted my itch scratched, and scratched, and scratched … you get the drift here I'm sure.
Since I would always be meeting them in the middle of the afternoon, it was inherently safer than meeting at night. Still the same, I met each of them separately in crowded public places so I could get a better handle on them. You have no idea how hard it was for me to get through two or three dates each without rushing somewhere and ripping off their clothes. I did however, remember the warnings from the site and took my time. The out of work guy and the salesman were not my cup of tea. I did not have anything in common with either of them, and really felt no emotional bond with them. In my books, no spark, no action, so I culled them from my small herd. The other two are part of a weekly juggling act. I meet one on Tuesday afternoon, and the other on Thursday afternoon. It is not all sex, but pretty much always ends in sex. God it feels so good! Seems that for this farm girl, two is variety enough. For now!
This arrangement started a few months ago now, and since I have my libido under control, I have taken to looking for someone more permanent. With the two in the bag that I have, I can now take my time and find the right person. For this aspect of my search, I will be more available during evenings and weekends. I will just make sure that my dates are later at night so as not to deprive my daughter of my time. Please wish me luck!
If you are curious about the site I used to find all the dating sites you can find it here:
Top 100 Dating Sites
When you go out with a guy for the first time, it is always a challenge. You do not know how to dress is the first dilemma. Coming off as sexy, and serene at the same time is always a tough line to walk.Can you please tell me why first dates are always such a challenge? I guess it must be because you may not be sure of the venue of the date, and even if you are, that may just be the starting point. Dressing appropriately is a tough call in such a case in the best of times, but first dates just add to the pressure. Of course the biggest concern is not clothes at all. You are most likely preoccupied with the fact that you might not hit it off with the guy and the evening could play out forever. In many cases you have decided after about fifteen minutes that it is not going to work out, but you are trying to make the best of a bad situation. I mean, just telling him that you think he is an idiot may not be in your emotional makeup to pull off. My personality just does not allow me to confront someone at all. I just cannot sit there and look someone in the eye and say that it is not working out. My usual tactic for dealing with an inappropriate suitor is to hope he does not call me back. If he does, I ignore the calls. Does that make me a coward? Likely it does.
Do you want to know a good way to keep yourself happy on a dud date? Keep reading!
Even if you are out with a steady boyfriend, he might run into work associates and spend the evening talking shop, thus leaving you pretty much out of the conversation. More likely to happen, and even worse in my mind, is him running into his pals and talking about sports all night. Aside from a game of pool, which I indulge in not so much because I am good, but because I can show off my amazing butt, I have little interest in sports or games of any type. Especially video games. Yuck!! To listen to the animated way that gamers talk you would think that there is nothing more important in the world, but to me it is like watching flies mating. I am going off topic a bit with that diatribe, but you can get a gist of just how such conversation would turn me off
One unfortunate side effect of being brought up the way that I was is that I must always be polite. It is just part of who I am. I find it impossible to make any sort of scene, ever. And that means I will never walk out on a date, no matter how badly it is going. So I often sit there, watching the clock crawl as my date tries to make conversation, hoping beyond hope that the evening will end. Have you ever wished to be struck down by a meteor on a date? I have.If I have been bored stiff, or ignored all night, there ain't gonna be no sugar tonight for that dude. Of course that means that I have to get my jollies some other way.
One night, I was being ignored and I got to thinking which device I would be using that night. I had just settled on my rabbit vibrator, when I had a thought. I was in a sex shop with a girl friend of mind a few days ago and we had giggled over a pair of vibrator panties. At the time we just laughed at how inferior they would be to a regular vibrator. But tonight a possible good use came to mind. The next day found me at the sex store picking up a pair with remote control.
The next time I dated, I wore my new electronic panties. Sure enough, he started talking sports with some pals of his at the local watering hole. After about 5 minutes, I gave my pulsating panties a try. Suddenly, the fact that I was being ignored was unimportant. I no longer cared what was going on around me at all. It was so cool. I sat on my stool in bliss, playing with the controls. I found out that I could time my release to occur when the more popular of the teams scored. That way, everyone thought I was really into the game. A couple of times I miss timed it, but fortunately there was a close play on the screen each time, so most people assumed I was reacting to that. By the end of the evening I had it down to a science. Football was never so interesting to me before!
After that, I started to wear them on every date I go on, even now. For those nights were I am not being bored or ignored, I simply change out my electronic panties for regular ones before heading back home with him. If for no other reason than to stop any strange looks as we take our clothes off.
One day, about three months after purchasing my secret date weapon, I was sitting in on our weekly sales meeting listening to my boss drone on about the same stuff that he drones on about every week. Such meetings have always been a mystery to me. I have no idea what they accomplish other than to add pressure and increase anxiety. It would be much better for them to give us some concrete ideas of how to approach customers on various products. But they likely do not know anything more than we do, so all they are able to come up with is to increase pressure on us. I would hate to have to do crap like that to justify my existence. I am digressing here. As I half listened, the thought crossed my mind that this was a lot like listening to the useless sports drivel that my boyfriend and his chums spout off about. And then the thought crossed my mind, why not deal with this the same way I deal with a date? At the next scheduled meeting, I gave it a try. That meeting made me see my work time in an entirely different light. I had every woman's dream. Imagine, being paid to orgasm. I mean, it was like being a hooker without any risk. On top of that, because I was so good with the controls by then, when I timed myself to come at the end of the meeting, the boss just assumed that I was really enthusiastic to his ideas. And the best thing was that the panties were quiet enough that nobody could hear. Before long, I was wearing them every day. This meant that I needed a drawer full of play panties, but they were the best investment I ever made. I mean, after all, they changed my whole outlook on working. People at work are amazed at how serene I am all the time. No matter how tough the day is I am always upbeat. I guess that was quite a change for me. But under no circumstances will I ever tell any of them the secret of my epiphany. No matter what the trial, I just smile.
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Sex Advice for Women
The Internet is now the engine that drives freedom of expression to the entire world. This has a couple of facets that result. The first is that the Internet is a vehicle for driving hate crimes and fanaticism. The better side of the Internet is its ability to drive the causes of freedom of religion, the embracing of racial equality, and lauding the benefits of religious diversity.
One place where this freedom of choice and expression is most evident is in the online dating community of sites. Most dating sites embrace all facets of sexual choice, gender, creed, spoken language and race, and there are many niche sites that support subsets of these combinations. To that end, the Internet Dating Community fully embraces the spirit of freedom of expression and choice that have been the hallmarks of the Internet revolution.
Dating online is not just for one race, black men and black women also make use of the Internet to find potential boyfriends or girlfriends. The best thing about the Internet is that it is totally cool with the types of relationships that were much less tolerated for so many years. The Internet tends to promote a laissez faire attitude when it comes to mixed relationships, whether it be mixed race, mixed religion, mixed ethnicity, or any possible combination of these things.
Though you might think it hard to find black singles online, you can find them if you know what sites to focus on. Here are a few ideas on how to find single black men and single black women online.
When you see the variety and numbers of social networking sites that people are joining lately, it seems everyone is connected to everyone. There’s a good chance that some of your friends have a friend that knows someone who’s black and single. It is totally possible to leverage sites like facebook to find your black soul mate. Many social sites allow you to publish a personal profile with the objective of finding someone of similar interests. Black people and their admirers can set up profiles for others to see. These more general purpose social sites will often have some sort of matchmaking section that match black people with others from around the world. Sites like craigs list or kijiiji that have personals areas as part of their larger offerings are examples of this class of site.
Probably the easiest way to meet other black singles would be to contact a black online dating service. There are many of them on the web. It might be prudent for you to know what you want when selecting the free black online dating site that you are seeking.
The Internet is the right place to find the perfect match for you, whether it is for finding old friends or making new friendship will likely be the best tool for you. Large varieties of people employ the internet daily. During each minute of the day there are many of black singles online seeking for other black singles to talk to. If you google black dating sites, you will soon find that many sites allow you easily post a profile, look at other peoples profiles, see their photos and videos, chat and email them.
Be aware that black singles do not necessarily have to go to an all black online dating site, there are quite a lot online dating sites that offer interracial dating, so it is possible for you to meet another black single, Caucasian single, or Asian single almost right away. At the same time there are people all over the world hoping to meet someone just like you, so you could be connected with someone from another company if you are willing to travel to meet them in person.
Nobody should be alone, there are so many helpful ways of getting to know people these days there is no reason to be alone. There is nothing pathetic in seeking a partner online, at least you will have an idea what the person is like before you get involved, and if you are not satisfied with the persons nature, you can simply block them and you will cease to exist for them. Being anonymous is one of the benefits of online dating, if the person turns out to be a jerk or not what your looking for you don't have to take it any farther then that. And you certainly don't have to meet them unless it's what you really want..
So come on unattached singles out there, join an online dating site of your choice, you will only gain from the experience. Wouldn’t it be nice to vacation with someone new in your life. For your convenience, the following link will take you to the best dating sites on the Internet.
Online Black Dating
