Sex Deviations in the Animal Kingdom

Sometimes we humans worry about our sexual kinks. If anything makes humans unique, it is thinking about sex. The other 87 million species do not give it much of a thought. They react to it, but they do not think about it. You keep hearing stories about people living together for years and not knowing intimate sexual secrets about their partner. The husband who finds out that his wife of 20 years has had a string of lesbian lovers the entire time. Now there was a marriage with poor communication. Imagine keeping the fact that you are bisexual away from your husband. Most guys would have found some interesting way to work that into their lives. Sort of a ménage a trois on a permanent basis. We need to be more open with our lovers as to our sexual inclinations and kinks. It is part of what defines us as a person. It is like the color of your eyes or your height. You did not set out to be that way, so why be embarrassed about it. Life would be so boring and predictable if every one of us liked the same stuff and did things the same way. If we did, then three quarters of the jobs in the world would disappear simply because most commerce caters to the difference in our preferences.

If you have not revealed all of your sexual wants and needs to your partner, then take a look at the weird behaviors of some animals to realize that your needs are not so weird after all. So here are some weird ways that some species use to get it off. If they can do it, so can you!


Macaque

Men have a secret penchant to see women naked. That is why strip clubs abound in every culture. One parallel in the animal world is the Japanese Macaque who will give gifts of fruit to females if they will show their naked butts to them! They are pretty possessive about it as well. They will attack other macaques who horn in on their action. Talk about having crazy monkey sex!

Honey Bees

Some guys get off by having their manly parts tattooed or pierced. Those of them who are cut usually had that decided by their parents shortly after birth, so it was not a choice. They may be into some genital pain as well. Many guys are shy about this aspect of their sexuality and tend to go to a pro to have their fantasies satisfied. If you think that is drastic, you have not heard anything, and any guy should be happy he is not a drone honey bee. When a drone copulates with the queen, his genitals literally explode and fall off. They then die shortly thereafter. It might be one hell of an orgasm, but they only get one!

Barnacle

A lot of men have considered using the penis pump featured in the back of most gentlemen’s magazines. The idea is that you regularly inflate the cock and it will grow in size, eventually giving the man a larger penis. But guys are worried that women will see it in the back of their closet. Well, consider gentlemen, the barnacle. It inflates its junk up to fifty times the size of its entire body! And the females don’t mind at all!

Sea Hare

A lot of guys dream about being part of an orgy. 3somes, 4somes or more would be an ideal fantasy. But a lot of guys remain silent, because they do not want their partner to know their secret. In other words, they would like an open, non-monogamous relationship. Mating sea hares on the other hand do not have any such inhibitions. They routinely engage in group mating rituals, forming chains so big that they often come back full circle!

Giraffes

Free porn sites are exposing men and women to ideas that they have likely never considered before. Golden showers is one of these. This can pose a problem to talk about. I mean what do you do? Hey honey, can you pee on me please? On your way to the loony bin in a straight jacket later, you wish you had chosen your words better, or better yet, just kept your yap shut. Male giraffes LOVE getting pissed on – it’s how they know if the female is ready for some lovin’! They get their face covered in urine and then mount their woman, alight with desire.


Long story short – talk to your partner and be honest about what you’re interested in. Maybe they’ve been interested in the same thing too, and you can both try it out together. Just remember to always be safe and have fun!


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Where will women's foot fashion go next.

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In many locals, women’s shoes have evolved into something the Boston Strangler would wear if he were into cross-dressing. Even the fashion blogs have trouble describing these bondage booties for BDSM babes.

Bondage and BDSM is the basis for this crazy ride on the wild side of fashion. Probably this is just the natural (unnatural?) outcome after the punk chic types of female role models you see in the recording industry. One blog, takes the wraps off the whole sordid affair: “Like so many other things that were only recently considered too sexually charged to see the light of day, in a few short years the leather harness has infiltrated the realms of what we consider fashionable.”

Gotta love that if you are a warm blooded male!

The tentative beginnings of BDSM fashion a couple of years ago was simple leather clothes and metal accessories.  Now it has moved on to leather harnesses reminiscent of Ilsa of the SS. Soon, every self-respecting personal assistant will feel the compulsion to parade in the office in jack boots, a leather uniform and dual whips. Every boss's fantasy I am sure.

Perhaps there will soon be a whole line of de rigueur workplace accouterments!
New catalog offerings might consist of: captive visitor chairs, whipping posts, leather whips, prisoner stocks, and tie down desks! What better way to discipline recalcitrant employees! Just think about it! If you hire the right types of people up front, they might actually enjoy the exercise rather than complain to the local labor board! This could be an entirely new job perk, both for subby employees and dom bosses.

I guess my mind has wandered too much as I see this poor wretches hobble along. I cannot help but wonder though. What the heck are you women thinking about?  Boycott this crap! You have nothing to lose but your bodycon, leather, studs and chains (not to mention your harnesses)! Run, don't walk to the closest white cross shoe outlet and get some sensible shoes back in your life!

Generations of women fought for equality in the workplace, for control over their own bodies and for a right to self-determination. But did that fight include the right to orthopedic surgery? I suppose it must have since so many women seem so hell bent in traveling down that road.

As this new generation of women dress for work every morning in their leather fashion uniform of the season, they see only the mean bitch of a boss they hope to be some day!

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Where will women's foot fashion go next.

Lately, women are squeezing their agonized tootsies into BDSM booties and walking down their community streets looking like something out of some blue movie.

The Femdoms of fashion have determined that BDSM chic has supplanted the former heroin chic thus making fashion slaves look as if they are posing for some Nazi recruiting poster.

In most places, women’s sandals have evolved into something the Boston Strangler would wear if he were into cross-dressing. Even the fashion blogs have trouble describing these bondage booties for BDSM babes.

Bondage and BDSM in general is the anchor for this outlandish style shift. I guess it only follows after the punk chic types of fem fashion you see in the music and recording scene. One blog describes it as: “Like so many other things that were only recently considered too sexually charged to see the light of day, in a few short years the leather harness has infiltrated the realms of what we consider fashionable.”

Gotta love that if you are a warm blooded male!

The tentative beginnings of BDSM fashion a couple of years ago was simple leather clothes and metal accessories.  Currently it has moved to more explicit representation of dominatrix chic apparel. Soon, every self-respecting secretary will feel the need to parade in the office in jack boots, a leather uniform and dual whips. Every boss's wet dream I am sure.

Perhaps there will soon be a whole line of de rigueur white collar workforce product accessories!
New catalogs of products might include: executive tie down desks, captive chairs, whipping posts, employee discipline whips, punishment stocks! What better way to discipline recalcitrant employees! Just think about it! If you start hiring employees with a BDSM bent, then they would consider it a job perk.

I guess my mind has wandered too much as I see this poor wretches hobble along. I cannot help but wonder though. What are you ladies toking?  Boycott this crap! You cannot lose, because you have already lost your dignity! Strike a blow for sensible shoes!

Suffragettes and equal rights demonstrators of past ages are turning over in their graves appalled at this trend.

As this new generation of women dress for work every morning in their leather fashion uniform of the season, they see only the mean bitch of a boss they hope to be some day!

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