Friday, February 10, 2012

These Shoes Were Made For BDSM



Where will women's foot fashion go next.

Women around the world are squishing their footsies into bondage booties and wandering around the various pathways in their lives looking like something out of some kinky skin flick.

It would seem that the fembots of fashion have determined that bondage BDSM chic has supplanted heroin chic thus making women everywhere look as if their feet have been ensnared by intertwining snakes.

In many locals, women’s shoes have evolved into something the Boston Strangler would wear if he were into cross-dressing. Even the fashion blogs have trouble describing these bondage booties for BDSM babes.

Bondage and BDSM is the basis for this crazy ride on the wild side of fashion. Probably this is just the natural (unnatural?) outcome after the punk chic types of female role models you see in the recording industry. One blog, takes the wraps off the whole sordid affair: “Like so many other things that were only recently considered too sexually charged to see the light of day, in a few short years the leather harness has infiltrated the realms of what we consider fashionable.”

Gotta love that if you are a warm blooded male!

The tentative beginnings of BDSM fashion a couple of years ago was simple leather clothes and metal accessories.  Now it has moved on to leather harnesses reminiscent of Ilsa of the SS. Soon, every self-respecting personal assistant will feel the compulsion to parade in the office in jack boots, a leather uniform and dual whips. Every boss's fantasy I am sure.

Perhaps there will soon be a whole line of de rigueur workplace accouterments!
New catalog offerings might consist of: captive visitor chairs, whipping posts, leather whips, prisoner stocks, and tie down desks! What better way to discipline recalcitrant employees! Just think about it! If you hire the right types of people up front, they might actually enjoy the exercise rather than complain to the local labor board! This could be an entirely new job perk, both for subby employees and dom bosses.

I guess my mind has wandered too much as I see this poor wretches hobble along. I cannot help but wonder though. What the heck are you women thinking about?  Boycott this crap! You have nothing to lose but your bodycon, leather, studs and chains (not to mention your harnesses)! Run, don't walk to the closest white cross shoe outlet and get some sensible shoes back in your life!

Generations of women fought for equality in the workplace, for control over their own bodies and for a right to self-determination. But did that fight include the right to orthopedic surgery? I suppose it must have since so many women seem so hell bent in traveling down that road.

As this new generation of women dress for work every morning in their leather fashion uniform of the season, they see only the mean bitch of a boss they hope to be some day!

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